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[amurderofmuses]

I didn't specify which muse. Let me try again, and add something. My little Firestarter please. ☺️❤️

☺ : How often does your muse masturbate?

I. uh. well... you see... like on average? I mean, how often does anyone masturbate really? Um.. WOW LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS.

(*mun pokes muse with a sharp stick*just answer the damn thing)

It honestly depends. Sometimes I don't for weeks, even months, and then I will multiple times in a day. On average I say a few times a week if things are normal I guess? I am going to go hide under a blanket now.

♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

Oh I am a SLUT for snuggles. I will cuddle before, after, hell during if you let me! I love to cuddle any time, anywhere.

Well it depends on the intensity of the encounter. If things get real kinky then I require more after care. Usually some water, a blanket, and lots of reassurances.

[amurderofmuses]

Ridiculous!

Pyre had decided to go through some of the boxes she had put in storage. Of course she decided to do so in the middle of the night. Insomnia had some weird side effects and wanting to organize things at 2am was one of those side effects. She had boxes stacked up along the walls and the center of the unit was empty. It allowed her to bring down boxes, open them and sort through them. 

About an hour into this project she had managed to find old toys from her childhood and instead of packing them away in a donation box, she sat on the floor with play sets erected all around her. Various dolls and action figures posed for scenes they were going through. Her my little pony collection was mostly still packed due to the sheer size of it, as were most of her hot wheels, but she did find an old working RC vehicle with an open top.

Festooned in old ridiculous dress up clothing, the boa she was pretty sure she was gonna keep regardless, a rumpled over the top evening gown, and a crown, she was racing that car around where two of her dolls were sitting in it, clearly either on a date or in the middle of a high speed chase, which Pyre was also narrating in her  movie trailer voice. 

Thankfully it was 2am, and she was alone in the storage unit. Sure the garage door was open, but really who else was going to be out at 2am to see her like this?

[amurderofmuses]

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

((Going with Pyre since a muse wasn’t specified))

🐇- For a secret item they keep (stuffed animal, comfort object, etc)

Pyre actually has a few secret items actually. She does have a couple of comfort items that she doesn’t talk about and one stuffed animal that she sleeps with every night. She tries to make sure no one sees it because she just isn’t ready for that kind of judgement. The rest of her secret items she keeps put away where they wont be found, but the stuffed animal is mostly in plain site. She keeps it on her bed behind some pillows and pulls it close for comfort and snuggles each night. Some mornings she forgets to move it and it just lays in the lump of her blankets. 

[amurderofmuses]

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

((Going with Pyre again))

🏹- For a talent they wish they had

Not going to lie, Pyre gets talents that mun doesn’t have because the mun wants them desperately. However the one talent I never gave Pyre that I always wanted to but it felt too OP and OOC for her, was any level of physical talent. Like being athletic or having any kind of fighting ability. Yes she can defend herself, but its kind of like drunk kung fu. It doesn’t always work the way anyone thinks it will. She is adept at picking up things, and using them as weapons, but that is it and that can’t always save you. So she kind of wishes she could be a cool martial artist that could kick anyone’s butt without breaking a sweat. Not sure what she would do with that talent, but there ya go.

[amurderofmuses]

❤️- For a secret crush

((Since you didn’t specify a muse I am just going with Pyre))

❤️- For a secret crushI dunno if crushes are a secret around here, we all know she has a crush on Mikey, but how many Mikey’s she has a crush on is probably the secret. Lets just say there is a certain SAINW version of Mikey that she hasn’t come all that clean on. Is she an anon? maybe,  maybe not, who knows.

[amurderofmuses]

📂 (for a random yet completely useless headcanon)

{{+ Useless Headcanon Meme +  ||Accepting}}

Useless Pyre HC:Pyre stacks things when she is bored if there is anything around to stack. It will probably never appear in any RP, but she just likes stacking things. Sometimes she stacks in tall towers, other times, pyramids. The shape of the stacking is dependent on what items she is stacking. The worst part is that it typically starts as just her way of fidgeting, but then she gets really focused on whatever she is stacking and forgets whatever else it is she is supposed to be doing. She has almost missed appointments and things because of this. 

[amurderofmuses]

ship hc

{{+ Ship HC Meme +  ||Accepting}}

((Since no muse was specified, I will chose Pyre))

Lori and Pyre flirt in the most awkward of ways. Jokes turn into innuendo, which turns into more flirting, which turns into being playful. Both girls are a little confused about where their relationship is or where it should go, but the awkward flirting stays regardless. Nothing can stop them from flirting with each other in the most hilarious of fashions.